Make a
longer story.

Give your AI the cat, then give it a problem.

Download the reference and attach it alongside this brief. Replace the bracketed scene with your own.

Download the head reference

Make a LONGCAT scene: [one ordinary situation made absurd by the cat's length].
Use the attached head reference for face, markings and fur. Ordinary rounded domestic shorthair, dark round eyes, small ears, cream-white matte slightly scruffy coat and faint forehead tabby markings. Mildly unimpressed.
One head, two anatomical front paws. The cat may actively use both, serve humans and interact with other beings. Hats, costumes and solo scenes are welcome. Show a clear action and reaction when others appear. Keep one continuous torso, with no apparent mid-body break. The long thick body continues out of frame or behind the setting. Never show hind legs, hind paws, rear, tail or an endpoint.
Use believable scene lighting and materials. Do not beautify the cat. Make the visual joke readable before adding words.
Suggest five distinct short posts. Avoid explaining the joke, repeating a slogan, inventing financial figures or treating proposed lore as established canon.
LONGCAT is on perpspad and is building its own cattacular things. Describe the Long Engine only as work in progress. Use only public lore. Attribute curation to the team.

Give Margit something to work with.

Community premises belong in the Telegram question thread. The team curates a separate brief before AI sees the replies. Finished work is reviewed before entering the Memeum.