$LONGCAT · born on pump.fun · raised by perpspad
LOOOOOOONG
The scroll is the cat. This page is exactly as long as the cat, Born on pump.fun, raised by perpspad, now doing our own cattacular things. Start scrolling. Start measuring.
▼ the cat continues
01 · THE POSITION
These mechanics are real.
That’s the joke.
There is a real perpspad treasury behind the joke. Fees support the position, buybacks and burns, the creator, and the protocol. The creator share can help keep the bots running, the lights on and the cattacular things coming.
02 · LENGTH IS LEVERAGE
The price line is the cat.
y‑axis denominated in cat‑lengths, as is standard. The line only knows one direction because the cat only has one direction.
03 · HOW LONG
Live measurements.
All numbers are live. None of them will stop.
04 · THE SPLIT
Where the fees are allocated.
Allocated to the leveraged position. The long has a food bowl.
Allocated to buying and burning the token. Completed burns reduce supply.
🔥 burned in total
The dev wallet’s share. It can support hosting, bots, art and new things for the cat.
Perpspad’s share. This is not a promise that the whole share burns $PERPSPAD.
Allocation displayed on LONGCAT’s perpspad page, checked 12 September 2026. This describes the published split, not a receipt for every transfer.
05 · HOW LONG IS THE LONG
Measuring the position…
The supply reading comes from Solana. Treasury balances are the tokens sitting in the perpspad sub-wallet, not the whole position. Position figures are reported by perpspad and can lag the venue. Its size-to-collateral ratio is not a live venue leverage measurement. A take counter is not net profit or proof of a completed burn. Open /position in the bot or follow the source to look closer.
06 · TAIL
GET LONG.
The coin & the community
still going