Keep the cat.
Change the situation.
The wardrobe is open.
One cat. No visible end.
Use the owned head reference with every new render. Ordinary rounded face, dark round eyes, small upright ears, faint tabby markings on the forehead. Cream-white, matte, slightly scruffy fur.
He has two front paws and can use them. He can cook, work, serve humans, interact with other beings, climb into things and make a mess. Hats and costumes are welcome when they help the joke. Mix social scenes with solo ones. His long body continues out of frame or behind the scene. Never show hind legs, hind paws, his rear, a tail or a tapering endpoint.
Keep one continuous torso. A blanket or costume must not make him look cut in two. The cat gets the same light as the room. No glossy pedigree makeover.
Write the joke you can see
A concrete thing goes wrong because the cat is long. Let the picture establish it, then give the post a second beat. A small line can do more than a paragraph explaining the joke.
the order is ready. collection may take longer.
Change the rhythm between posts. A question, a dry observation, a brief exchange, or silence can all work. Do not turn every piece into the same bureaucratic memo.
The cast has places to be
Margit curates the Memeum. Astrid and Bengt belong to the Catademy. Read the public lessons and library before adding a scene to an existing story. Mark new ideas as proposals until the team adopts them.
Canon, without a straitjacket
“the profecy is LONG” keeps its typo. “the time is meow” belongs in the vocabulary. Neither is mandatory in every post. Variety is part of the identity.
Memes can borrow genres, costumes and familiar situations. Keep the joke specific and the cat recognisable.
Facts are not decoration
Never invent a burn, treasury balance, price, return or launch date. Recheck changing figures before posting. LONGCAT is on perpspad and is building its own cattacular things. The Long Engine is work in progress, not a completed launch.
Public curation is attributed to the team. Do not put private names or private conversations into the work.
Give an AI a useful handover
Attach the head reference. Give it one scene, one visual problem and the anatomical rules. Ask for several different captions, then edit the one with an actual joke. Use the brief in the Create studio.