Workshop.
Bring a claim.
Leave with the working.
Tools for reading the mechanics.
A workshop for our own cattacular things.
What the department does
The department builds tools for reading a leveraged position and explaining it in words a person can check.
Source links, explicit estimates and unavailable readings belong in the explanation. A polished card is not proof.
Built for the cat. Useful beyond it.
The public instruments described here read perpspad-related information. They do not replace the keeper or operate the treasury.
Descriptions retained from the public catalogue. This page is not a current service-health report.
The instrument bench
the reader
Public instrument descriptionreads a leveraged position and explains it in words a person can check.
lives in the group chat as a bot. announces fees arriving, tokens burning and the position changing on its own, and answers when asked. four readings:
in an enrolled project's room the manners are stricter: by default the reader only speaks when spoken to. a project can ask, in writing, at admissions, for the reader to speak first when the position moves, profit taken, collateral added. the default is off, a typo falls back to off, and an announcement that cannot be verified is not sent. it is a guest in somebody else's room and it behaves like one.
size, collateral, entry, and what it is worth right now, with the leverage stated rather than implied.
where liquidation sits and how far away that is, at the venue's own maintenance margin, marked as an estimate because the venue publishes no such price.
when the keeper is next likely to take a slice, with the working shown, and stated as the latest rather than a promise.
how much supply has gone forever, and what that means in whatever unit the project measures itself in.
- runs for
- $LONGCAT first, and every project in the register below.
- how to get it
- be in an enrolled project's group. it is already there.
- what to ask
/position,/whatif 150,/explain, and/stretchwith its/board, once an hour.- how to check
- every card links the venue, the launch page and the chain. tap through.
the buy watcher
Development notenotices buys and says so, without inventing enthusiasm about them.
the cat now trades in more than one pool, and an instrument that watches one pool is blind in the other eye. it is on the bench being taught to watch all of them at once, and it stays on the bench until its numbers are right. a wrong number is worse than no number applies to celebrations too.
- runs for
- $LONGCAT first, then whoever is enrolled.
- how to get it
- you don't, yet. that is what on the bench means.
Notes from the department
The register
The existing public register records LONGCAT and PERPENIS. Registration history is not a live availability signal.
Admissions, through Bengt
Bengt is the night registrar. He records the answers; the team makes the decision.
Start in the LONGCAT community if you want to discuss the reader. Any permission for messages in another room must be explicit.
Find the team on TelegramThe rails
Perpspad runs the live treasury’s keeper. The department reads and explains information around it. The Long Engine is one of our own projects in development.